Recipe For Maeve! XD LOL Then LOL Then LOL Some More!!!!

Gif Of Maeve I Made!

Recipe For Maeve!

Ingredients

1 Siamese Cat : Make Sure It Is "Seal Point" and It's Declawed In The Front Paws
1 Drop Of Demons Blood
5 Catnip Cigars
1 Pink Collar
11 Fake Diamonds
1 Grain Of Sugar
5 Large Jalapeños
4 Demon Shark Teeth
10 Flakes Of Peppercorn

Cooking Utensils

Cage
Litterbox
Canned And Crunchy Cat Food
3 Cups Of Water
2 Food Bowls
Treats
2 Lips
Pot
Crockpot
2 Pans
Timer
Heating Pad

Cooking Instructions

1. Use Cage To Keep Siamese Cat Still
2. Put Canned And Crunchy Cat Food In 1st Food Bowl
3. Put 1 Cup Of Water In 2nd Food Bowl
4. Put 1 Cup Of Water, 10 Flakes Of Peppercorn, 5 Large Jalapeños, 5 Catnip Cigars, 1 drop of demons blood, and 1 grain of sugar in first pan
5. put pink collar, and 11 fake diamonds In Second Pan
6. put 1 cup of water, and 4 demon shark teeth in pot
7. Let Siamese Cat Eat, sleep, potty, and drink once before putting in pot
8. put Siamese in pot
9. turn heating pad onto high
10. turn pot, and 2 pans on heating pad for 10 minutes

Now Your Maeve Is Ready To Hate You!

P.S.

LOL! FAKE RECIPE!!!!!!